Granite Shores Power respects the privacy of our customers and visitors to our Website, even though we do not respect their right to a livable future. Granite Shores Power may change or revise our policies at any time at our discretion. The changes or revisions will be reflected on the Website at this location. If you have any questions or comments about these policies, please write or e-mail us at Granite Shores Power, but do not expect to receive a response. We strive to avoid all questions, comments, and critiques regarding our policies.
Granite Shores Power collects information on visitors to our Website who request information about our products or services. This information will be used for Granite Shores Power marketing purposes. By opting in to Granite Shores Power marketing, you consent to receive messages including but not limited to the following content: fearmongering about energy scarcity, blame-shifting regarding gas prices, and general inaccurate claims.
There may be links on the Granite Shores Power Website that take you to Websites or web pages outside of our Website. We advise our users to take appropriate measures to protect themselves when entering or browsing other websites, as the privacy and security policies and practices of these Websites are beyond our control. Other things beyond our control clearly include our pollution and carbon emissions.
The Granite Shores Power Website is a work of parody created by members of the No Coal No Gas campaign; it is not for profit. Under section 107 of the 1976 Copyright Act, allowance is made to reproduce copyrighted works for “fair use,” including purposes such as criticism, comment, education, and parody.